I usually post these fun movie ratings when there are a bunch, but this one was so good, it couldn't wait. And by good, I mean bad.
Zero stars! Not one, not even a half, but zero! I had to read the review, and as you can imagine, it was scathing.
So tell me: does this almost make you want to see the movie? Like, how can it possibly be this bad? I don't know, though, I don't think I will.
Strangely, it has an all-star cast and I'm now very curious about how awful it is. Dreck is a pretty strong criticism.
ReplyDeleteIsn't it, though? I am oddly drawn to it.
DeleteHahahahah zero stars! Also, 139 minutes, what. Why are movies so long?
ReplyDeleteYes, what happened to 90-minute movies?
Deleteccr--Martin Scorsese happened, that's what.
DeleteI guess so!
Delete139 minutes of dreck and the mistreatment of a cat! Wow!
ReplyDelete(Catherine O'Hara should fire her agent, too. Why, Catherine? Why?)
That's a lot of A- to B-listers in this movie. How did that happen?!
Delete"Dreck" just really gets me here. And with that cast, how can it be so bad?
DeleteSounds like he liked the cat the best! But then, it's the one that didn't sign up for this.
ReplyDeleteI've wanted to see the movie SOLELY for the cat, but I'm prepared for it to be awful lol
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