No, I Won't Be Looking That Up

My mother and I were on the highway yesterday and came across this ... interesting ... vehicle. Have you ever seen anything like?

What does that say? "For adults who love to play"?

I am absolutely not looking at that website. I'm not saying you should, either.

Is it, as Mary Ellen guessed, "like a bookmobile, but for porn"? I may never know.

I'm okay with that.