It would solve so many problems.
It came to me in a catalog. Minions would be even better than sherpas, don't you think? Catalogs provide solutions to so many problems, problems you didn't even know you had.
I think I'd only want a few:
- housekeeper
- cook
- shopper (for things like groceries, not for fun stuff)
- errand-runner
- bookkeeper
(Oh, wait, there is one more thing. Sometimes we need a drop-down court photographer, for when the cats are being particularly cute on my lap. Think I can get one of those, too?)
::total wopjaw:: Ooohhhhh... I need minions too! And you bet I can think of more:
ReplyDelete--accountant (bills, taxes, budgeting)
--doctor
--dentist (both these cost too damned much, and Medicare doesn't cover the latter at all)
--chauffeur - and car
--secretary (to deal with business-type stuff and bureaucracies so I don't have to have panic attacks contacting them)
--gigolo
What?? [veg]
oooh! Minions! I gotta get me some of those!
ReplyDelete--masseuse
--garden weeder/waterer
--pianist/accompanist so I don't have to fumble over reading the notes to play music as I am trying to read the notes to sing the music
--reminderers for those who *should* remember my birthday, holidays, and just because I am wonderful and deserve a treat...
They can have seasonal wardrobes that are color-coordinated...
And they need to find away to pay for themselves because I sure as heck couldn't afford a single minion, let alone an entire staff of them.
(sigh)