Right, Left, and Center

To my right, how many hundreds of dollars of technology, capable of bringing in how many hundreds of TV channels.

To my left, a transistor radio, for which I paid less than ten dollars, probably ten years ago.

Guess which is bringing me tonight's Bruins game?

(I don't really blame NESN for going with the Sox over preseason hockey, but this is kind of funny.)

In the center, mildly headachy me will be weaving in blanket ends and trying to make it to the end of the game. Last night, I was in bed at 9, but maybe I can make it a little later tonight.