And Then He Ruined It

I was all set to write glowingly of how comparatively nice the temperature was today, meaning that we got rain and not snow, but also that I could open the window and thus today was graced with that wonder of cats, fresh-air fur. 

However, when His Lordship called for my companionship just now, it turned out that he was coming right from the litter box, and he does not smell so pleasant. In plain fact, he reeks.

Be grateful that you can't get that over the internet.