My issues with these oh-so-real messages:
- Top: Oh, yes, a job-search message would start Dear Friend! Because job hunting is so friendly, don't you know.
- Middle: Very likely subject line, sent by Resume at justin bieber never. I am so sure.
- Bottom: A VERY URGENT message that "Patrick" hopes will not offend my "moral values". Well, Patrick, I hope your proposition wouldn't have offended my moral values, but I didn't open it, so I'm afraid we'll never know.
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