Time to make the angel salad!
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Have you ever contemplated the terducken and wished for a dessert equivalent? Wish no more. Behold the cherpumple (CHERry, PUMpkin and apPLE pie):

And ... words fail me. Except to point out that the "recipe" calls for frozen pies and cake mixes.
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I feel sure that I linked to a regular version of the Muppet Show clip for Mahna Mahna at some point, but I can't find it, so whatever. To enjoy this version of it, you have to understand that Dion Phaneuf is a hockey player. That's all.
People are so weird and creative, aren't they? I love it.
Happy Thanksgiving, Americans. Happy Thursday, everyone else!